Over the past year or so we've been fortunate in that we've had a pretty good friendship with the folks over at Sun King Brewery. It started with that initial brewery tour, carried on with HBG3: The Third Anniversary, and continues to blossom through an ongoing series of email harassment, dumb ideas, and general tomfoolery.
One thing we haven't done yet is review their beer. Because Sun King was new to the market, we decided we'd wait until they started canning before we reviewed - we wanted to make sure they were absolutely happy with their product before we passed judgment. Now that the canning line is operational, what would
When testing out their canning line and producing examples for the World Beer Cup, a few weird combination beers ended up in cans. The between-keg cans are what we were after. The half one, half anothers. The Island of Misfit Beers.
So that was a good idea. The other idea we decided on was a different sort of photo session than our usual "Shots of Pint Glasses In A Dimly Lit Bar" theme. This time? Senior Pictures.
Jim will start us off.
These reviews are inspired by my high school senior class's "Most likely to..." poll. I know this makes no sense, but then again, our reviews rarely make sense.
Half Caf: Half Java Mac, half regular Wee Mac. Coffee strongly comes through in the nose, but less coffee bite in the taste than in a regular Java Mac. Mouthfeel and taste are a bit chalky, but I don't mean that negatively. Coffee blends really well with the maltiness of the beer. In the Class of 102, Half Caf is the beer most likely to be the next Tron Guy. 3.50 Mugs.
DoppleMac: Dopplebock with Wee Mac. Nose reminiscent of a Vienna lager, accompanied by brown sugar and caramel notes. Faint sour note at the end of the nose. Flavor is dry and faintly malty. In the Class of 102, DoppleMac is the beer most likely to elope with Wayne Rooney. 3.45621 Mugs.
Hopplebock: Part Cream Dream II, part Dopplebock. Sugary nose with notes of banana and spice. Flavor best described as a sweet hefeweizen. In the Class of 102, Hopplebock is the beer most likely to yell "You lie!" during the next State of the Union address. 3.95 Mugs.
Buffalo Java Fest: Buffalo Trace barrel-aged Oktoberfest with Java Mac. Buttery popcorn nose. Total butterscotch flavor. Enticing. In the Class of 102, Buffalo Java Fest is the beer most likely to become a world-renowned Venn diagram expert. 4.00 Mugs.
Buffalo Tipping Fest: Buffalo Trace barrel-aged Tipping Point Ale and Buffalo Trace barrel-aged Oktoberfest. It's grape juice plus Tootsie Rolls in a bottle. Delicious. In the Class of 102, Buffalo Tipping Fest is the beer most likely to win the next Tour de France but not test positive for performance-enhancing substances. 4.00 Mugs.
Most Likely To: Succeed
Half Caf has been voted most likely to succeed due to it's non-bizarre nature and actually good balance between coffee and malt flavors. This one is pretty much spot on with the Java Mac, but a bit more mild on the coffee side. The only odd thing sticking out here is the aroma of pumpernickel bread. I have no idea what that's about. 3.3 Mugs.
Most Likely To: Grow a handlebar mustache
This beer is bananas. If banana black tea was something you could buy at the grocery store, this would smell like that. It tastes like a subdued doppelbock with the typical caramel and toasted grain profile but somehow that banana sneaks back in there. I wish the banana wasn't there, but overall it just tastes sort of weak. Doppelbock Lite? 2.5 Mugs.
Most Likely To: Jump a motorcycle over a row of school buses
Seriously this beer is insane. I have no idea what it will do next. It has these notes of banana, lemon, cinnamon, nutmeg and peach in the nose. Somehow that's coming from a combination of Cream Dream 2 and Dopplebock. It tastes entirely different, picking up sweet, dark malt from the dopplebock, apple and pear fruit qualities and for some reason anise jumps in to the party. The most bizarre thing is how little the hops come through, yet they still numb the tongue like a big double IPA.3.2 Mugs.
Buffalo Java Fest:
Most Likely To: Design purses for old women
Butterscotch. Just butterscotch. Maybe a little bit of bourbon and dry coffee on the finish, but other than that it's pure butterscotch in every way, shape and form. It's not that I don't like butterscotch, I just really don't want this much butterscotch. 2.6 Mugs.
Buffalo Tipping Fest:
Most Likely To: Kick ass, Double Live Gonzo, Intensities in Ten Cities, Live at Budokan
This is a beer that beer geeks could sign up for. There is definitely a lot going on here. Somehow butterscotch, chocolate and bourbon all come out in the aroma. The typical Belgian array of dark fruits fill out the flavor profile nicely with hints of sweet butterscotch (again!) and a smooth, warming bourbon finish. Sort of like a Belgian Strong Ale with bonus flavors. 3.5 Mugs.
Half Caf (Half Java Mac/Half Wee Mac):
Nose: coffee and roasted/smokey malt
Color: Amber with coffee dumped in it
High School Equivalent: The weird goth girl that mainlined coffee and cigarettes in an effort to make it through another day of this god forsaken hellhole (her words). 3.5 Mugs
Clear and brassy color. Nice lacing, even in a plastic sample glass.
Nose is lager yeasty - clean and dry
Drinks light but flavorful, a little bready, but just way easy drinking.
It's a lager? It's not?
High School Equivalent: The attractive blonde that the jocks passed around. Looks good, maybe a little too easy. 3.25 Mugs
Hopplebock (Cream Dream 2/Dopplebock)
Nose: First footy, then spicy like Brugge Thundermonkey
Basically this reminds me of Thundermonkey, except it finishes bitter.. not sure that that's what I'm looking for.
High School Equivalent: The girl you dated but dumped a week later. It seemed like a good idea on day one, but now she's not happy and neither are you. 2.92 Mugs
Buffalo Java Fest
Buffalo Trace Barrel Aged Octoberfest with Java Mac
Goldy golderson (so quite gold in color)
Werther's nose with a hint of bourbon
Butterscotch bomb. Beer should not taste like butterscotch, but in this case it's not a flaw.. it's just good. I'd like a bit more body and in the finish if this were an actual production beer.
High School Equivalent: The Flag Corps. So wrong, but oh so right. 3.5 Mugs
Buffalo Tipping Fest
Buffalo Tipping Point/Buffalo Tipping Octoberfest
Nose: Vanilla and Sweet Fruits, smells almost like a sour... reminds me a lot of Brach's Candies, but maybe this beer is a little much for me.
High School Equivalent: The religious kid who shows up at a party, has half a beer, and then goes off the deep end with his drunken antics. 3.0 Mugs
This is what I wrote in the Class of 102’s yearbooks...
“Hey Half Caf, it was great hanging with you all through senior year. I know we weren’t BFF’s freshman year. You were kinda in-your-face with your java thing at first, but you changed. Well, I guess we all did (LOL!). I’m just glad to see that you aren’t bitter. Anyway, thankfully those Java Mac days are behind us now. Have fun this summer working at the coffee shop!”
“Dear sweet Dopplemac, what can I say? It’s been fun! Your light and easy ways were refreshing, like a spring time breeze. I hope you enjoy your time following around Phish’s reunion tour. Peace!”
“Hopplebock, dude, I don’t know what the hell you are talking about most of the time. You were always so far out there; it was hard to keep up with you! Take it easy, man! P.S. Beware of the dry mouth (you know what I mean!).”
“I’m not sure which Buffalo Java Fest I’m suppose to write to right now. You are just constantly changing yourself! Sometimes I get Buffalo Trace, sometimes Oktoberfest, sometimes Scottish Ale. Every once in a while, I even get java. You are so complex! But so fun to be around. Don’t you ever change! (or you! Or you! Or you!!! Ha ha)
“Buffalo Tipping Fest, I think I’ll miss you the most. I’d like to say that we’ll see each other again, but I know that’s not likely to be true. I think you’ll really enjoy your time in Europe... eating the candies of Switzerland, drinking the beers of Belgium, getting into complex discussions at the pubs and cafes. I wish I could go with you. Just know that of everyone in the class of 102, BTF, you were my BFF.”
Most likely to... get the party started
Half Caf - Java Mac/Wee Mac A delicate coffee flavor, nice body. Would be a good choice for those that only want a hint of coffee flavor. 3.25 Mugs
Most likely to... wreck your car and get it repaired before you ever know
Dopplemac - DoppleBock/Wee Mac - Smooth, but with a bite that lingers on the front of the tongue. 3.4 Mugs
Most likely to...write an award winning movie
HoppleBock - Cream Dream II/Dopplebock - Spicy and weird. 3.0 Mugs
Most likely to... be famous
Buffalo Java Fest - Buffalo Trace Oktoberfest/Java Mac - Smells like a wonderful butterscotch candy. Tastes like that as well. I think this has a nice amount of bourbon flavor with a little bit of coffee bite. I really, really like this. 4.22 Mugs
Most likely to...win at shuffleboard
Buffalo Tipping Fest - Buffalo Trace Oktoberfest/Buffalo Trace Tipping Point - Grape nose. Bourbon. A lot of bourbon, butterscotch in the flavor. 2.88 Mugs
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Sun King Half Caf
Mike: 3.5 Jim: 3.5 Gina: 3.25 Rodney: 3.3 Jason: 3.8
KOTBR Score: 3.47 Mugs
Sun King Dopplemac
Mike: 3.25 Gina: 3.4 Jim: 3.45 Rodney: 2.5 Jason: 2.90(210)
KOTBR Score: 3.10 Mugs
Sun King Hopplebock
Mike: 2.92 Gina: 3.0 Jim: 3.95 Rodney: 3.2 Jason: 3.21 Jump Street
KOTBR Score: 3.25 Mugs
Sun King Buffalo Java Fest
Mike: 3.5 Gina: 4.22 Jim: 4.0 Rodney: 2.6 Jason: Iron Eagle 4.44
KOTBR Score: 3.75 Mugs
Sun King Buffalo Tipping Fest
Mike: 3.0 Gina: 2.88 Jim: 4.0 Rodney: 3.5 Jason: 4.47
KOTBR Score: 3.57 Mugs