You dirty bastards wouldn't review the precious Oberon without me, would you??!!?? The first ever roundtable I miss and you pick Oberon?!? I feel betrayed . . .
Precious? You sound like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. The power of the Oberon is corrupting your mind.Actually, I'm going to suggest that we review something else and wait until you can join us to review "The Precious."
I think I'll bring my stein and drink around 46 ounces of Oberon before we do our actual review. Besides, if we do review Oberon, it's not like Chris doesn't know what it's like.