Showing posts with label Beer Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beer Quotes. Show all posts

08 August 2006

Food for Thought

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W. C. Fields

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. " - Kasier Wilhelm

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." - Homer (Simpson)